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  2. thepensivebrony:

    “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

    finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

    (via heirofmedusa)

     


  3. looking for a computer cable, found the gum i had in my mouth during my first kiss.  like it’s in a bag dated, 6/17/2000.  i put it in there the next day i think.  totally forgot about that…

    l o l

     


  4. In the U.S., where ninety-six percent of the reported perpetrators of rape are white, eighty percent of the men in prison for rape are black.
    — Joseph Weinberg & Michael Biernbaum, Conversations of Consent: Sexual Intimacy without Sexual Assault (via cocknbull)

    (via heirofmedusa)

     

  5. theblolg:

    “I like that I stick out. I was watching “Valentine’s Day” on the plane recently. I have a tiny part in that movie. I was watching all the women — Jessica Biel, and Emma Roberts, and Jennifer Garner and Julia Roberts. They are gorgeous women, and I don’t want to take anything away from them, but they all do have a very classical look, with a very thin nose. I’m watching this parade of these faces and then, boom, it was my face, and I was taken aback. I was like, “Oh, my nose is so big!” I have never in my life thought I had a big nose, but, well, there it was.

    The first time I was on TV, on “Flight of the Conchords,” someone put up a YouTube clip and said, “You’re too ugly to be on TV.” And I was like, “That is exactly why it’s a good thing that I’m on TV.” - Kristen Schaal, goddess

    She’s so awesome

     

  6. thegoddamazon:

    digatisdi:

    bribritenorio:

    This is how I felt when I learned I was part Apache 

    You felt like a falconer from Central Asia?

    LMFAOOOOOO white people.

    Hahahahaahahahahhaa. I assume by “how you felt” you mean “like a racist”

    (via heirofmedusa)

     

  7. 1200 gr or 6000 ct, largest free-form black opal in the world

    (Source: malformalady, via rameysaurus)